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Sunday, March 25, 2012

Ugh

I HATE THIS.  I admit, I haven't had a lot of unpleasant physical experiences in my life, but colonoscopy prep definitely takes the cake.  It is one hell of a lot of unpleasantness.  And not any better or easier the second time.
The clear liquid diet isn't easy to handle.  I once had a friend who was a semi-recovering anorexic.  She told me that about once a month, she would fast for a couple days, only ingesting clear liquids.  Now that I've had to do it for a day at a time, I think she must have been crazy.  Just knowing I can't eat anything makes me hungry.  Everything looks tasty.  I'm currently craving fried chicken and lengua tacos.  And brownie cheesecake.

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